Charging Bull
By: PortaJon	Published: 12/05/2000
At the end of the work day, one cowboy tells another, "That new bull nearly did me in today, partner." "Oh yeah, what happened?" "I was putting out the feed, when the sucker came charging at me like a locomotive from hell. He damn near got me!" "So, how'd you get away?" "Well the bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over." "Man, that's scary. If it'd been me, I would probably have shit all over the place." "I DID! What do you think the bull was slipping on?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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bull (0 replies) started by RFCchamps (12.08.2000 4:48:02 PM EST) shit

fuck that (0 replies) started by hairyjew (12.05.2000 9:18:05 PM EST) i thought that joke fucking sucked fuck you

have you ever... (1 reply) started by cspimp (12.05.2000 3:15:30 PM EST) ...thought about depends?? Kill whitey!!!!!!

Three times?!? (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (12.05.2000 10:36:41 AM EST) Damn, that guy has to eat more roughage. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

oh.... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.05.2000 8:31:20 AM EST) I thought the joke was going to be this: Q: How do you stop a bull from charging? A: You cut up it's credit card.

LMFAO (0 replies) started by obiwan (12.05.2000 8:03:57 AM EST) Very good! E-chuta!

no (0 replies) started by 1TrackMind (12.05.2000 2:41:34 AM EST) i think its called full of shit

THATS CALLED (0 replies)   started by donut38 (12.05.2000 0:06:22 AM EST) SCARED SHITLESS

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