Gilligan's Island Uncovered
By: Anonymous	Published: 01/18/2001
Years ago, CBS had a popular little series called "Gilligan's Island." There is, however, a dark secret about this comedy you may never have realized. The island is a direct representation of HELL. Nobody on the island wants to be there, yet none are able to leave. Each one of the characters represents one of the 7 deadly sins: Ginger represents LUST - she wears skimpy outfits, is obsessed with her looks, and is a borderline nymphomaniac. Mary Ann represents ENVY - she is jealous of Ginger's beauty. The Professor represents PRIDE - he is an annoying know-it-all. Mr. Howell represents GREED - no explanation needed. Mrs. Howell represents SLOTH - she has never lifted a finger to help on any of their escape plans. The Skipper represents two sins: GLUTTONY - no explanation needed; and ANGER - he violently hits Gilligan on each show. This leaves Gilligan. Gilligan is the person who put them there. He prevents them from leaving by foiling all of their escape plots. Also, it is HIS Island. Therefore, Gilligan is SATAN. Crazy? He does wear red in every episode. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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i must say (0 replies) started by jci986 (01.18.2001 3:48:35 PM EST) i think that was a waste of time

Gilligan always wore red.... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (01.18.2001 1:50:03 PM EST) ...even in the black & white episodes. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

You got that info from a Fox special. (0 replies) started by duck888 (01.18.2001 11:48:42 AM EST) About a year ago, the Fox network had a special on old TV shows, including Gilligan's Island. On the show, the producer said the idea that drove the show was seven people representing the seven deadly sins are trapped on a deserted island. He said what character represented which sin. However, Gilligan was never associated with a sin. Good deduction on Gilligan being Satan. You are a real-life Sherlock Holmes.

Uh..... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.18.2001 9:33:31 AM EST) That's really a stretch, but I still think Mary Ann is the one for me.

You (0 replies) started by thelizard (01.18.2001 8:27:03 AM EST) You scare me !!! Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

hmm.... (0 replies) started by stnrken (01.18.2001 2:32:26 AM EST) he's got a piont Life's a bitch, then you die and burn in hell with the rest of us. So shut the fuck up and deal with it.

I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT (0 replies)   started by donut38 (01.18.2001 0:11:54 AM EST) IT MAKES SENSE BUT WHAT REALLY SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME IS THE FACT THAT OUT THERE SOMEWHERE THERE IS A PERSON WITH ENOUGH FREE TIME ON HIS HANDS TO BE THINKING OF STUFF LIKE THIS

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