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"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well." -George W. Bush, June 4, 2001
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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, aNeed I say more?"
— Chris Rock (2005)
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#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
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Q: What is rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet inside, starts with a 'c' ends with a 't', and has a 'u' and an 'n' in it?
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 Hit and Run | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 02/03/2001 | | |  |
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Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the
ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear
things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"
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slow loading page/s
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(02.04.2001 3:07:36 PM EST)
I love this site, but my computer boggs down when browsing each page. Need to make one full page then bring up new window for everything else.
King Webmaster
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this is very very old...
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started by
oxbrain
(02.03.2001 11:29:00 AM EST)
but still good"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
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started by
izikyule
(02.03.2001 1:43:29 AM EST)
confusious
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