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 Growing Old | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 02/07/2001 | | |  |
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Three older ladies were discussing the travails of aging.
One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem, knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them "That must be the door, I'll get it!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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FUNNY SHIT it not what you can do for your country, it's how your country can fuck you over.
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....man, that's gonna be scary.The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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