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 Another Day At School | | By: Anonymous | Published: 03/21/2001 | | |  |
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A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, Mary, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.
Johnny said loudly, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons."
The teacher said, "That was good, Johnny. However, you did not use 'fascinate' in your sentence."
Little Johnny continued, "But her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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huh?
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bbbhhcc
(03.28.2001 10:58:31 AM EST)
As I was reading the red warning at the bottom, I asked myself, "What could be more objectionable than what's in the uncensored section?" Then, I thought to myself, "Who really gives a fuck about what I"m typing here?" So I stopped.I am a real American.
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What a coincidence...
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started by
AriesBabe
(03.21.2001 6:43:16 PM EST)
My sweater has ren buttons too, but I can only fasten five. heehee.If you don't like it...
Then don't lick it
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who ever runs goofball sucks
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.21.2001 5:51:56 PM EST)
i hate these pop up ads i get when i load up goofball
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