 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
 |
George W. Bush |
 |
| |
|
"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
Random Quote |
|
| |
"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
—David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Snapple Facts |
|
| |
|
#187 There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Yo Mama ... |
|
| |
|
is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS SHIT"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
One Liners |
|
| |
Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A. They both look out their window and see Rubble.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
 First Wedding | | By: RachelBabylon | Published: 03/30/2001 | | |  |
|
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the
aisle he would take two steps, stop and turn to the crowd (alternating
between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would
put his hands up like claws and roar.
So it went, step, step, "ROAR," step, step, "ROAR," all the way down the
aisle.
As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by
the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting
more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears
by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being
the Ring Bear." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
Leader In Diaper Drug Ring Sentenced To 20 Years
Redneck Wedding
Wedding prank
Topless Photo Screws up Wedding Plans
The Wedding Night
Top 10 Signs You're At A Redneck Wedding
Top 10 Signs You're At A Redneck Wedding
Senior Citizens Given Book on Parenting Before Wedding
Bride left standing after the wedding
Bride Gets an Earful at Wedding
Irish wedding vs. Irish funeral?
The wedding
Doughboy Wedding night
Cock Ring
The wedding night
Gator Wedding
Farm Wedding
I Lost My Ring
Priceless Wedding Photo
Man Offers Dead Squirrels In Prostitution Ring
|
More Miscellaneous Jokes...
| | |
|
|
ARTICLE FORUM LIST |
|
You must register to participate in this discussion.
|
  |
Thanks RB
(0 replies)
started by
malcom
(03.31.2001 7:28:38 PM EST)
I agree with 107227.It's a cute joke you can tell to children.Kids need jokes too.
|
|
|
who
(3 replies)
started by
paparoach1
(03.30.2001 4:23:23 PM EST)
came up with this crap,a 5 year old.this website has posted some sh!t before but damn that sucked
We're going to infest
|
|
|
It was
(0 replies)
started by
107227
(03.30.2001 4:08:44 PM EST)
cute
|
|
|
Ah, shit!!
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.30.2001 12:49:01 PM EST)
Dinosaur shit is fresh compared to this joke.
|
|
|
ROAR!
(0 replies)
started by
NakedCanuck
(03.30.2001 10:03:03 AM EST)
UGH!
The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
|
|
|
this sucks
(0 replies)
started by
scubani
(03.30.2001 9:23:59 AM EST)
this is by far the lamest fuckin joke i have ever heard!!!!!!
|
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
|
|
| Rate This!
|
 |
|
|
| Section Features
|
|
|
|
| One Year Ago
|
|
|
|
| Two Years Ago
|
|
|
|
| Lookie Here!
|
|
|
|
|
Goofball Facts |
|
| |
|
The top three cork-producing countries are Spain, Portugal and Algeria. (Cork comes from trees.)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|
