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 A Punny Story | | By: Seaweedy | Published: 04/29/2001 | | |  |
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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain and they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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open wide
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UNCLESLAM
(04.29.2001 5:54:36 PM EST)
open wide so i may shit into your mouth in appreciation of a well crafted excellent joke.
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.29.2001 4:39:00 PM EST)
I agree : NEXT !!!!!!
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what?
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johny2020
(04.29.2001 10:34:24 AM EST)
THAT FUCKIN' SUCKS... shittiest joke ever!yo
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