A Breakthrough In Beating Speeding Tickets
By: Anonymous	Published: 05/26/2001
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah?! I'll bet that lying prick told you I was speeding too! Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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now thats funny (0 replies) started by paparoach1 (05.26.2001 11:55:26 AM EST) one problem though,in real life,as soon as he mentioned he had a gun he would have one pointed at his head.still funny We're going to infest

hehe (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (05.26.2001 3:54:53 AM EST) I just flash my state troopers PBA card, that and the stickers on the front and side usually avoid all tickets, just a friendly "well try to slow down"...it's all who you know §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG Killers are silent

Classic (0 replies) started by krytical13 (05.26.2001 2:55:15 AM EST) I just prefer using a 50 under my license when I get pulled over. Running up bar tabs on credit cards is a good way to find yourself in debt, but also is an excellent way to forget about your creditors.

It oughta work... (0 replies)   started by OliverClozoff (05.26.2001 1:39:48 AM EST) I'm gonna go with that next time. President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

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