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For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents."
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I went and saw Driven and Shrek last week
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started by
SuicideKing
(05.31.2001 1:02:34 PM EST)
tickets were $8 a piece, a large soda was $4.50, and a large popcorn was almost as much, plus I had a date...heh...it must be hard for poor people
Lame
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started by
thegrandpatron
(05.30.2001 7:59:26 AM EST)
This was lame!
That's just my opinion, I could be wrong!
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