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Johnny's Sight

By: PortaJonPublished: 06/28/2001
 
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Young Johnny had been blind since birth. His mother had always explained to him that it was God's will and must be accepted.

One Sunday, Johnny's mom came home from church and told Johnny that she'd had a conversation with God and He agreed that it was time to let Johnny see. "He said if you'll pray real hard every day this week, next Sunday you'll be able to see."

Young John hardly ate a bite that week and spent his every waking hour praying and waiting for Sunday. By Saturday night he was weak from hunger and exhausted from praying and he dropped off to sleep in great anticipation of morning. Johnny woke to the sound of church bells on the soft Spring morning. He lay with his eyes closed for several minutes to savor the coming event. Slowly, he opened his eyes, and to his great dismay, realized he was still blind.

"Mom!" the lad yelled, "I still can't see."

His mother, touching the boy's head softly, said, "Yes, I know Johnny. April Fools!"

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    haha (0 replies)
    started by codes69
    (07.18.2003 9:01:07 AM EST)

    oh shut up you sissies, it's a joke.

    No (0 replies)
    started by dancegirl
    (06.29.2001 10:40:41 AM EST)

    That is probably the creulest thing you could do to a little boy. People wonder why there are people that shoot others out of anger, blame the evil parents for taking the faith of god away.

    To dance is to dream

    Sorry. (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (06.28.2001 2:04:37 PM EST)

    You post some pretty good stuff from time to time, but I find no humor, whatsoever in this one.

    damn (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (06.28.2001 2:01:57 PM EST)

    i would start throwing a blind guy fit.CRIPLE FIGHT

    We're going to infest

    an oldie but goodie (0 replies)
    started by fixxxerny
    (06.28.2001 8:07:34 AM EST)

    I've been telling that joke for a few years now, but it never gets old. Good job, PJ

    fixxxerny
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    i miss the comfort in being sad

    oh Jesus!! (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (06.28.2001 4:00:23 AM EST)

    LMAO

    Bet the hardest part is to realize that mom is a BITCH!!

    Good on Jon!

    ~Obiwan~

    aww (0 replies)  
    started by raindrop78
    (06.28.2001 1:21:23 AM EST)

    that's just not right!

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