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 The Cause of Mad Cow Disease | | By: Seaweedy | Published: 06/26/2001 | | |  |
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A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer
about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea
what might be the cause of the disease?"
"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a
year?"
"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the
relationship between this and Mad Cow?"
"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"
"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"
"Lady, the point is this -- if I'm playing with your tits twice a day,
but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too? Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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hello!!!!
(1 reply)
started by
suzieq
(06.26.2001 2:03:38 AM EST)
that is so old it was submitted here already... it is first in the list of related links. Try new stuff once and a while!
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