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An Old Man In A Diner

By: PortaJonPublished: 07/04/2001
 
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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man's milk and then he took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Hmmm, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."

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    Would serve them right.. (0 replies)
    started by sassygal
    (07.21.2001 6:02:41 PM EST)

    Hahaha!
    Great joke!!
    Thanks for providing the laugh!

    now where's my redneck?

    Hahaha! (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (07.04.2001 6:54:33 PM EST)

    Good one. It beats gettin' the shit beat out of you.

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