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Hot Chili

By: SeaweedyPublished: 07/21/2001
 
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A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chili. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."

He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full.

He says, "Are you going to eat that?"

The other guy says, "No. Help yourself."

He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes! the chili back into the bowl.

The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."

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    I saw this happen (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.25.2001 8:50:36 AM EST)
    I saw this happen in a bar one night. A guy was having his 21st birthday and had obviously drank all he good stand.

    Somebody ordered him a shot of Jagurmister. He drank it then regurgitated it back into the glass. I told a friend the glass has more in it now than when he started.

    About 10 minutes later a guy turned around from the bar who bought it for him and asked, "Are you going to drink that?" All the 21 year old could do was shake his head no. So the guy at the bar drank it. Everybody at my table about puked knowing what he had done.

    ewwwww!!! (0 replies)
    started by sassygal
    (07.21.2001 5:53:50 PM EST)
    Thats so gross!
    Funny, but gross.. hahaha!

    now where's my redneck?

    Funny joke, Seaweedy! (0 replies)
    started by beckdaddy
    (07.21.2001 5:49:44 PM EST)
    Have some goofballs!

    Nice shot!

    Hehehehe! (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (07.21.2001 11:10:44 AM EST)
    Good one, Seaweedy.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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