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"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." - GW Bush, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
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"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
— Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins. (1991)
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#158 The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.
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is so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.
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Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking?
A: All those men already have boyfriends.
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 Blindsided | | By: Seaweedy | Published: 07/20/2001 | | |  |
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A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While standing in the middle of the railroad tracks, he heard a whistle, but didn't know what it was. Predictably, he was hit and thrown to the side of the tracks, with some internal
injuries, quite a few broken bones, and lots of bruises.
After months in the hospital recovering, he was at his friend's house attending a party. While in the kitchen, he suddenly heard the teakettle whistling. He grabbed a baseball bat from the nearby closet and bashed the teakettle into an unrecognizable lump of metal. His friend, hearing the ruckus, rushed into the kitchen, saw what had happened, and asked the desert man, "Why'd
you ruin my good tea kettle?"
The desert man replied, "Man, you gotta kill these things when they're small!"
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