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Warning To An Amish lady

By: SeaweedyPublished: 06/21/2001
 
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An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."

"Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home."

"That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops around the horse's testicles. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away."

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop. "Well, dear, what exactly did he say?"

"He said the reflector is broken."

"I can fix that in two minutes. What else?"

"I'm not sure, Jacob... something about the emergency brake."

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    YIKES (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (06.21.2001 9:05:48 PM EST)

    Do that to me and I'd follow you anywhere.

    REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!

    if i were the horse (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (06.21.2001 10:58:25 AM EST)

    that would just make me go faster

    We're going to infest

    Maybe it's just the 'net... (0 replies)
    started by fixxxerny
    (06.21.2001 9:13:39 AM EST)

    but that joke is old and crusty. It's made its way around the block once or twice.

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    i miss the comfort in being sad

    Ha ha ha ha ha (0 replies)  
    started by sted5
    (06.21.2001 0:33:54 AM EST)

    Thats funny, Goofballs to you Seaweedy.

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