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Carlos wasn't feeling well and attempts to call in sick to work. "Ey, boss, I no come to work today -- I really feel sick. I got a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no to come work."
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hahahaha
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meesha
(07.28.2001 10:47:47 AM EST)
Gee, ya think this dude will still have his job when he finally does show up?!?
*meow*
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