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Dean's List Reward

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 09/09/2001
 
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College student: "Hey, Dad! I've got some great news for you!"

Father: "What son?"

College student: "Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean's list?"

Father: "I certainly do."

College student: "Well, you get to keep it."

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    Hehehehe! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (09.09.2001 12:31:11 PM EST)

    My sentiments to the student. Good one, Rob.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Business major - NOT! (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.09.2001 9:10:35 AM EST)

    I take it this kid is not a Business major.

    I made that list (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (09.09.2001 8:35:18 AM EST)

    but never got anything for it ! LMAO


    Kiss My Ass !

    Sounds familiar! (0 replies)  
    started by beckdaddy
    (09.09.2001 0:33:19 AM EST)

    Funny one, Rob!

    Nice shot!

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