Three men were walking aimlessly in the desert. They
cam upon a castle, dying of thirst they decided to go
into the castle.
Inside there were no men, just dozens of beautiful
women. The three men decided to stay (obviously, what
man wouldn't.) For a week, they enjoyed themselves
having sex many times a day with the beautiful
women.
After the week, the king of the castle and his army of
men came back. As he walked into his castle, he found
the three men with his women. Upset, the king ordered
his army to capture the three men and line them up
against the wall. Then the king said that each of them
would be severely punished according to their
occupation.
The king goes up the first man and demands to know his
occupation.
The first man replies, "Fireman."
The king tells his army, "Burn off his penis."
Then he walked over to the second man and asked his
occupation.
Hesitating the man said, "I...I...I...I'm a police
officer."
The king ordered, "Shoot off his penis."
Then finally the King asks the third man his
occupation.
With a huge smile on his face the man replied, "Lollipop salesman."
