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Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. Hhe and his family had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.
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Outdoor plumbing
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nakedcanuck
(09.24.2001 4:03:19 PM EST)
Don't give him a spanking. Make him dig the next hole.
The Naked Canuck
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