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A Lesson Learned

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 10/21/2001
 
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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.

"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative.

However," he pointed out, "There is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

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    Thread Comment Award goes to: (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.21.2003 9:54:44 PM EST)

    The leper perv......again, for these insightful and well thought out remarks -

    "sarcastic are the words..

    ..sometimes even in the right moment good one ^^'s to you"

    Sarcastic are the words?????

    I won't even try to decipher the rest of it.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    sarcastic are the words.. (0 replies)
    started by lepervier
    (10.31.2001 7:45:01 PM EST)
    ..sometimes even in the right moment good one ^^'s to you

    LOL! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.21.2001 8:13:21 AM EST)
    Ah, where would we be without the delights of sarcasm? That was funnny!

    I did not, however, detect a British accent in the punch-line. :^)

    We are coming, it's personal now.
    They have awakened a sleeping giant.
    Vengeance will be ours!

    Obviously (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (10.21.2001 4:06:35 AM EST)
    an English university for such a witty reply.


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