Swept Away
By: Robnoxious	Published: 11/19/2001
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom. The other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. Later, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!! "IMPOSSIBLE!" said the groom broom. "We haven't even swept together!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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GP I thought you (0 replies) started by marvin (11.20.2001 2:10:11 AM EST) were giving me the brush off ! LOL You could have said "Knot Long, Knot Funny ...... " Hahahahahahaha Happy Thanksgiving Grandpatron

Clean Sweep! (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (11.19.2001 3:20:54 PM EST) Not Long, Not Funny, Not Predictable. Kind of cute though. Happy Marvin?

He always had (0 replies) started by marvin (11.19.2001 2:56:55 PM EST) early morning wood though. Once the knot was tied you would have though they would never seperate ..... they didn't just splintered ;-) Very droll Rob ! Waiting for GP's comment on this one, I bet it will be pithy !

That's my kind of crazy humor. (0 replies) started by kweenbee (11.19.2001 1:12:15 PM EST) Swept me off my feet. Love the country, live to pee outside!

OK, OK (0 replies) started by tjshere (11.19.2001 4:50:54 AM EST) Normally I would groan first, but in honor of this joke I will skip that and get straight to the retching. Cruel one, Rob. ;^) Never fear.....TJ's here!

Groom and doom (0 replies) started by nakedcanuck (11.19.2001 1:53:02 AM EST) It's that suave Swifer! The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

If the bride only knew.... (1 reply)   started by willi (11.19.2001 0:08:37 AM EST) of the groom's shady past, you know, buried in some witch's ass while she's giving him the ride of his life!

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