A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods. Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with shit, crossed her path. "Oh, dear," the lady said, "Come on, I'll clean you!"
She took a tissue from her purse and whipped the duck clean. After finishing, she urged the duck away saying, "Be careful next time!"
She walked on and another duck with shit all over it crossed her way. Again she took out a tissue and cleaned the little duck. She warned this one as well and the duck took off. Soon after, she encountered a third duck with the same problem.
"Now I've had it!" She whined. "What have you all been doing?" And for the third time she played Florence Nightingale and tended the duck.
She continued her stroll when suddenly she heard a voice from the bushes. "Hey, you, lady!" sounded a male voice in distress.
"Yes?" she replied.
"Do you have a Kleenex?"
"No, not anymore," she answered.
"Too bad. I guess I'll just have to find another duck."
