Guess My Age
By: Seaweedy	Published: 10/26/2001
A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look about 29". "I am actually 47!" This makes him feel really good. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age." As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell an let her slip her hand down his pants. After ten minutes of feeling around the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 47." Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The old lady replies, "I was in line behind you at McDonalds." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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She never should have owned up to it (0 replies) started by roostercogburn (10.26.2001 5:30:04 PM EST) keep him guessing, maybe get him to bring some of his buddies to her house so she can guess their ages too.

It's a Classic (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (10.26.2001 8:47:55 AM EST) TJ's right it's a Classic. I can imgine PK doing this when she's 85. Ha Ha

Dirty old lady?!? (0 replies) started by nakedcanuck (10.26.2001 1:19:02 AM EST) And for her next trick, she'll take her teeth out and...... The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

LOL@Willi (0 replies) started by tjshere (10.26.2001 1:06:18 AM EST) This is a classic joke. I'd kind of forgotten about it. Thanks for the reminder, Seaweedy. TJ's Here

No illusion here! (0 replies)   started by willi (10.26.2001 0:43:30 AM EST) He may have supersized his order, but after a few minutes of feeling around, the old woman knew he was only deserving of a small fry.

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