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The New Pet

By: SeaweedyPublished: 10/25/2001
 
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This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for its house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

He asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."

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    The problem is (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (10.25.2001 3:24:01 PM EST)

    he's only got 49 matching pairs !


    You can kiss my ass Osama bin Laden

    Waiting? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.25.2001 9:00:11 AM EST)


    It must be a Female Centipede.

    I wonder.... (2 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.25.2001 3:26:21 AM EST)

    What it's like to have 100 crotches? Seems like you'd be getting racked all the time.

    Hehe, pretty funny, Seaweedy. Thanks.

    We are coming, it's personal now.
    They have awakened a sleeping giant.
    Vengeance will be ours!

    the little critter could... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (10.25.2001 2:21:09 AM EST)

    save half the time putting his shoes on if he learned to hop on his left feet!

    Thank God he had his socks on already.

    These boots are made for walkin' (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (10.25.2001 1:43:35 AM EST)


    Actually, I think he's had enough if he's hearing his pet centipede talking back.

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    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    Hehehe.... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (10.25.2001 0:26:02 AM EST)

    Think of all the great shoe shopping...:)

    Kisses at my Sweetheart! ~SweetiePeach~ ~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~

    hahahaha! (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (10.25.2001 0:18:27 AM EST)

    Cute joke, Seaweedy.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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