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On a Greyhound bus headed who knows where, three strangers meet and start talking e recent worldly events. The strangers were of varying cultures. One was Native American. Another was a cowboy from somewhere out west. The other person was a devout Muslim. During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural history.
The Native American stated, "Once my people were many, now we are few."
The Muslim then chimed in and said, "Once my people were few and now we are many."
The cowboy looked at the Muslim and said with a sly grin, "That's cause we ain' played cowboys and Muslims yet."
Why ....
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marvin
(12.06.2001 2:48:54 AM EST)
are there no muslims or arabs in Star Trek ? There are blacks (Ohuru), Russians (Chekov), Scots (Scotty) and many other races and cultures (even FRENCH ! - Jean Luc Picard) but no muslims or arabs.......
Why ? BECAUSE IT'S SET IN THE FUTURE ! LOL
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