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Creative Writing 101

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/05/2001
 
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A creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements: religion, royalty, sex and mystery.

The prize-winning essay read:

"My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"

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    That is clever! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.05.2001 6:02:35 AM EST)

    Goofball should draft this person with their #1 pick. He or she would make a great addition to the comments sections.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Amazing ! (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (12.05.2001 2:22:08 AM EST)

    for a woman of 75+ !

    She must have been playing with her favorite LP .... All Night Long, on Phillips 12"


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