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That is clever!
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tjshere
(12.05.2001 6:02:35 AM EST)
Goofball should draft this person with their #1 pick. He or she would make a great addition to the comments sections.
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Amazing !
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marvin
(12.05.2001 2:22:08 AM EST)
for a woman of 75+ !
She must have been playing with her favorite LP .... All Night Long, on Phillips 12"
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