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How To Achieve 100% In Life

By: RachelBabylonPublished: 11/06/2001
 
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We've all been in situations where someone in our lives wants more than 100%. Here's a little math that might prove helpful. Begin by noting the following.


IF:
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,
K N O W L E D G E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But this is interesting ...(and as you'd expect),
A T T I T U D E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ...
This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE) is
B U L L S H I T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what folks really want when they want you to exceed 100%.

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    what about... (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (11.06.2002 9:17:03 PM EST)
    L+A+Z+I+N+E+S+S=105%

    "Wank on. Wank off."

    G-O-O-F-B-A-L-L (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (11.06.2001 10:20:09 AM EST)

    Only 70% - somehow, that seem appropriate.

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    100% (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
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    I'm the Attitude kind of guy.

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