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Happy Birthday Honey

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/27/2001
 
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A man asked his wife, "If you could have anything in the world for one day, what would you want?" "I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.

Off to McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie: the latest Hollywood blockbuster, hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M & M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being six again?"

One eye opened,"I meant my dress size, you asshole."

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    Bwaaaa Haaaa Haaaa (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (12.30.2001 12:42:51 PM EST)

    Why can't women just say what they really want the first time?

    Good one Rob!

    Good one Rob!

    Good one Rob !

      

    Good grief (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (12.28.2001 1:53:07 AM EST)

    my one comment didn't show at all when I made it ..... now I have three for the price of one .... is that a threefer ?


    ~ Happy Christmas Goofball ~

    Kiss my Ass !


    Haha, excellent! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.27.2001 8:54:29 AM EST)

    Another punchline out of left field. LMAO!

    Since my comment wasn't particularly witty, I'll try to say it only once. ;^)

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Six - That's very thin ! (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (12.27.2001 3:04:25 AM EST)

    he should have dropped her off at the Infant school for the day.


    ~ Happy Christmas Goofball ~

    Kiss my Ass !


    Six - That's very thin ! (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (12.27.2001 2:59:26 AM EST)

    he should have dropped her off at the Infant school for the day.


    ~ Happy Christmas Goofball ~

    Kiss my Ass !


    Six - That's very thin ! (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (12.27.2001 2:57:20 AM EST)

    he should have dropped her off at the Infant school for the day.


    ~ Happy Christmas Goofball ~

    Kiss my Ass !


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