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Fly Swatting

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/23/2001
 
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I stopped at a friends house the other day and found him stalking around with a flyswatter.

When I asked if he was getting any flies, he answered, "Yeah, 3 males and 2 females."

Curious, I inquired as to how he could tell the difference.

He answered, "3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."

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    I dunno TJ (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (12.23.2001 4:42:49 AM EST)
    could be harrased males maybe ?

    There were two flies playing football in a saucer and one fly says to the other "Never mind, next week we're playing in the cup !" GROAN !!


    Kiss my Ass !
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    started by tjshere
    (12.23.2001 0:08:00 AM EST)
    If they're on the dish towel, what are they then? ;^)

    Good joke!

    Check out that tongue action!
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