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Roadside Assistance

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/29/2001
 
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One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" The second man answered.

"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The rich man replied, "Actually, I'll be needing the lot of you. The grass at my estate is almost two feet high."

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    started by kweenbee
    (12.29.2001 9:58:33 PM EST)

    Once you're down, they like to keep you down.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.29.2001 8:26:43 AM EST)


    ...gone for a week. The site has had a few problems, much like my server has had a few problems. (I have high hopes to get mine fixed Monday)

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    started by marvin
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    especially in the old cow pasture.


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