Half Head Of Lettuce
By: Robnoxious	Published: 01/18/2002
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some asshole wants to buy a half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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I'm cool (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (01.18.2002 7:05:47 PM EST) Some call me a cantankerous old fool... My wife says I'm Thin Skinned as a rule... It just that some folks... Don't like my comments on jokes... But I just need to keep my cool...

"The Quiet Man" I never saw that movie (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (01.18.2002 6:31:27 PM EST) At one time his opinions he would bellow... Most everyone thought him a Jolly Good Fellow... Others thought his wit... Was just full of shit... Now he is quiet and mellow...

Don't blame the messenger (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (01.18.2002 5:33:39 PM EST) Goofballs jokes were an endless supply... My opinion of these I would never deny... But if they sound dumb... Who cares who they're from... It's was just an opinion of one guy...

Whatever happened to (0 replies) started by marvin (01.18.2002 1:56:28 PM EST) convenience stores ? And don't anyone try to tell me the customer is always right either !

Hahahahahaha. (0 replies) started by kweenbee (01.18.2002 11:44:01 AM EST) Good joke. Come on Grand. Am I going to have to send my boys around? Keep on keepin' on buddy. Love the country, live to pee outside!

Who among us... (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (01.18.2002 11:21:43 AM EST) ...hasn't pulled a bone head remark like this? Only we didn't have a comeback.

Damn 2nd (10 replies) started by thegrandpatron (01.18.2002 8:44:07 AM EST) Due to recent replies to my comments about Robnoxious' jokes. I will no longer be making any comments in the "Latest Jokes Section". So you will be on your own to determine just how Lame or not Long or not Drawn Out or not Old or not and Unfunny these jokes are. I will however leave a comment when I find one Hilarious. It's been fun and it was intended only as fun. Some of you got my humor, some of you didn't. Sometimes my comments were solely to provoke a reply or get a reply line started. Interaction is what sets this site apart from other sites. Hasta La Visa Baby

Hahaha (0 replies)   started by harrymonkbubble (01.18.2002 8:30:00 AM EST) Good way to dig yourself out of a shitty hole. ---oooOOOOooo---

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