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"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says: Fool me once, shame on [pause] shame on you. [Pause] Fool me [long, uncomfortable, agonizing pause] you can't get fooled again."Source: The Washington Post, "The Reliable Source," Lloyd Grove, Sept. 18, 2002
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 The Birth | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 01/17/2002 | | |  |
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A rancher was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence, wide-eyed and soaking in the whole event. The rancher thought to himself, "Great, now I'm gonna have to explain the 'birds and bees' to him. Well, no need to jump the gun. I'll just wait and see if he has any questions, and I'll just answer them as best I can."
After the rancher finished helping the cow with her birthing, he walked over to his son and asked him, "Do you got any questions about what you seen here tonite?"
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Very observant
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started by
marvin
(01.17.2002 2:33:37 PM EST)
for a four year old .... and why not ? LOL
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You just know.....
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started by
harrymonkbubble
(01.17.2002 8:14:30 AM EST)
.....that this kid has only on eye in the middle of his forehead and that his daddy is also his brother!
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