My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it
to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears,
and cleaned both ears, and then the dog could hear fine. The vet
told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she
should go to the store and get some Nair hair remover and rub
in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some Nair hair
remover. The druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this
under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says, "If you're using it on your legs don't shave
for a couple of days."
The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs. If you must know I'm
going to use it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says, "In that case, stay off your bicycle for a
week."
