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The Moral Of The Story

By: jimmyfromqueensPublished: 06/23/2002
 
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One day a farmer's donkey fell into an abandoned well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway; so it just wasn't worth it to him to try to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. Realizing what was happening, the donkey at first cried and wailed horribly. Then, a few shovels full later, he quieted down completely.

The farmer peered down into the well, and was astounded by what he saw. With every shovel full of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up on the new layer of dirt. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off, to the shock and astonishment of all the neighbors!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to not let it bury you; but rather, to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is stepping-stone. We can get out of the deepest wells by just not stopping, by never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!

Remember these five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred.
Free your mind from worries.
Live simply.
Give more.
Expect less.

EPILOGUE
After the donkey trotted off, he eventually returned to his owner. He then kicked the crap out of the Farmer for trying to bury him.

Which brings me to another moral for this story: When you try to cover your ass, it always comes back and gets you - sooner or later.

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    Rumor has it...... (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (06.23.2002 8:29:52 AM EST)

    The well the donkey fell into is now referred to as the "ass hole".

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Okay jimmy...(2) (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.23.2002 8:09:27 AM EST)

    You know why Donkeys aren't alowed in college?
    Because nobody likes a Smart Ass!

    LMAO @ Marvin again

    Okay jimmy... (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (06.23.2002 3:23:53 AM EST)

    you wise-ass

    Theres a whole world out there... but no matter where you are, your are there..

    Obviously (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (06.23.2002 2:55:25 AM EST)

    not a dumb ass.

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