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He's Got All The Answers

By: VirtualJulPublished: 07/13/2002
 
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A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street.

The father being modern and well-schooled in handling children hid his smile behind his hand.

"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?" "Sure," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers.

It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get lonely in the night."

"How about transportation?" the father asked. "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered.

The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, the man asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!

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    So that's why (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (07.15.2002 9:30:11 PM EST)

    My sister never came out right. Hahahahaha

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    On the honeymoon...... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.13.2002 1:17:47 PM EST)

    He should teach her where jewelry comes from. ;^)

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Innocence (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (07.13.2002 3:05:57 AM EST)

    how wonderful !

    I understand it (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (07.13.2002 2:58:42 AM EST)


    ..and I thought it was funny as hell.

    some folks don't see the magic of humor.... I consider myself lucky


    Just protecting my sheep

    though this may be funny for a child (1 reply)  
    started by arealladiesman
    (07.13.2002 1:37:28 AM EST)

    this is poor humor for those of us who truly understand what this means

    If you don't stand for something, you'll fall to ANYTHING!

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