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Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: A bingo machine.
And...
(4 replies)
started by
meesha
(07.06.2002 1:01:29 AM EST)
G = Good Lord!
H = Holy Shit!
I = I'd like to titty fuck those!
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