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    By: VirtualJulPublished: 07/05/2002
     
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    A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"

    The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

    Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.

    One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

    "No" she replied, "But my cucumbers are enormous."

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    Kwite Kute (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.05.2002 11:26:13 AM EST)
    I guess those little tiny sweet pickles you can buy must come from Hillary's garden.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    It's a new joke for me (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.05.2002 9:42:02 AM EST)
    That's all I'm saying.

    and she won (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (07.05.2002 3:12:09 AM EST)
    first prize at the summer fair for her melons too !

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