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"And then we marched to war, war in Afghanistan and Iraq, all of whichaffected the people's confidence. That's a tough — tough hurdles to cross,when it came to our economy." —Bush, speaking in Winston-Salem, N.C., Nov. 7, 2003
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#179 The first lighthouse to use electricity was the Statue of Liberty in 1886.
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hair is so short when she braided it they looked like stitches.
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Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
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 Breast Fed Baby | | By: virtualjul | Published: 12/14/2002 | | |  |
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, found it somewhat below normal, and asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed. "Breast fed," she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.
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