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Q: What do you get when you cross 1,000 government workers with 1,000 lesbians? A: 2,000 people that don't do dick!
A mother and her 4-year old son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window)
turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats
have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who
couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the little boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big
cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that
there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time -- and
ask your mother to explain that to you."
I wonder what a Continental Stewardess would have said?
There's no hope
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started by
marvin
(07.05.2003 5:34:38 AM EST)
for Virgin then is there?
LMAO!
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started by
tjshere
(07.05.2003 0:08:08 AM EST)
Hahahahaha, what a return volley! Hell of a funny joke. ^5 boss!
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