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 Two Whales | | By: portajon | Published: 06/08/2003 | | |  |
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, 'Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time. That should cause the ship to turn over and sink.' They tried it, and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized that the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to safety. The male was enraged that they were going to get away, and said to the female, 'Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore.'
At this point, however, he realized that the female had become reluctant. 'Look', she said, 'I went along with the blow job, okay, but I absolutely REFUSE to swallow the seamen.'
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