A Billion
By: Robnoxious	Published: 08/19/2003
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases: A billion seconds ago it was 1959. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate Washington spends it. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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a billion shampos ago (0 replies) started by simonsez (08.21.2003 10:03:35 PM EST) kweenbee had hair j/k I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

A billion fucks ago (1 reply) started by StorminNorman (08.19.2003 11:17:28 PM EST) Mister BDL's asshole was tight. Who knows if BDL is gay or not? Let God decide. I'm just gonna arrange the meeting

damn (0 replies) started by bigjohn2 (08.19.2003 7:58:11 PM EST) thats about right man

A billion years ago (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (08.19.2003 6:54:51 PM EST) I tried to open the message boards.

A billion years ago (0 replies) started by meesha (08.19.2003 5:14:15 PM EST) TJ actually got laid.... Hahahahahahahaha

A billion years (0 replies) started by corjones (08.19.2003 9:55:22 AM EST) and Roger still hasn't perfected that golf swing!! Four! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa Hahahahahahaha

Wow (0 replies) started by tjshere (08.19.2003 8:37:01 AM EST) It's a good thing we have a system of checks and balances to keep that spending under control. also A billion years ago, Roger invented the cane. Waaaaaaa hahahahahahahaha

or ..... (1 reply) started by thegrandpatron (08.19.2003 7:22:57 AM EST) The difference between a Million dollars and a Billion dollars. If you gave your Mother-In-Law $1,000 a day to stay away and you had a Million dollars she would stay away for about 3 years. But if you had a Billion dollars she would stay away for 3,000 years. Just a thought. Oh yeah about today's joke, f#%kin' government thieving Bastards.

LMMFAO (0 replies)   started by roger (08.19.2003 1:52:28 AM EST) Ain't that the damn truth. also A billion days ago, TJ was born. waaaaaaaa hahahahahaha

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