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Welfare Recipient

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 11/14/2003
 
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job".

The man behind the welfare desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're BS'ing me".

The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it".

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    started by bigjohn2
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    classic I love it I submited this one too.....

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    started by hyenasmirk
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    started by tjshere
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    Is that the Paris Hilton story?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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