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    Let's Pretend

    By: virtualjulPublished: 08/21/2003
     
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    A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly: he in the upper bunk; she in the lower.

    At 1:00AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

    "Good," she replies. "Get your own fucking blanket!"

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (08.21.2003 3:54:18 PM EST)
    good one funny stuff

    Why does ......... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.21.2003 7:26:45 AM EST)

    it not surprise me that Virtual Jul submitted this one?
    Did I marry your cousin or something?
    Good joke though.

    An F-ing blanket? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.21.2003 2:37:40 AM EST)
    Sounds like he's in luck!

    Hahahahaha, nah, I don't think so.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (08.21.2003 1:31:53 AM EST)

    Now that's the damn truth Ruth.

    Good one VJ

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