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What Is That Smell

By: anonymousPublished: 03/04/2008
 
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A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"

The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"

"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."

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    off my list of pick-up lines.

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