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An Irishman, a Mexican and an Alabama redneck

By: LauraPublished: 01/26/1999
 
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An Irishman, a Mexican and an Alabama redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The

Alabama redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

Next day -- the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.

The Mexican open his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too.

The Alabama redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death also

At the funeral - The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also weeps and says "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the Alabama redneck's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "he makes his own lunch!"

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