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The nerd

By: JohnHigginsPublished: 01/25/1999
 
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A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.

The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want!'"

The second nerd nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

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    These guy aren't nerds! (0 replies)
    started by duck888
    (01.25.2001 11:07:46 AM EST)

    They are faggots. They are fucking each other.

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    started by alfspin
    (09.28.2000 7:36:04 PM EST)

    If that's what it takes then I'm a nerd too!

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