Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue
needed someone to
identify the body. So his two best friends,
Clem and Zeke, were sent.
Clem went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem
said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the
mortician rolled him over and Clem looked and said "Nope, ain't
Clyde."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he
brought Zeke to identify the body and Zeke took a look at him
and said "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The
mortician rolled him over and Zeke looked down
and said "No, it
ain't' Clyde."
The mortician asked "How can you tell?"
Zeke said "Well, Clyde had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time
we went to town, folks would say "Here comes Clyde with them two
assholes!"
