A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter,
who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a
menu.
"I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just
bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it
and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile
and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table
and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and
takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks
towards the
kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells
her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and
leaves. Several days later the blind man returns and the owner
mistakenly brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty
fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to
the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells
great, I take
the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli.
Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner things the blind
man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next
time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week,
but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the
kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork around your
vagina before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and
hands her husband the fork
back.
As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and
waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I
already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and
says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here?"
