There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were
then captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the
prisoners that they
could live if they pass the trial. First
step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cannibals and
get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went
separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples."
The king then explains the trial to him. You have to shove
the fruits up your ass without any expression on your face or
you'll be eaten. The first apple went in... but on the second
one he winced out in
pain, so he was killed and went to
heaven.
The second one arrives and shows the king his ten fruits were
berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to
himself that this should be easy. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5...
6...7... 8... on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter,
therefore also was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
The second one replied, "I know, but
I couldn't help it. I
was doin' just great when all of a sudden that third guy showed
up with all those watermelons!"