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A Ride Into Town

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/14/1999
 
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John was driving his brand new Ferrari into town on a very windy day. He came upon a big hill and saw a man riding his bike along the highway. The man was huffing and puffing to get up the steep hill and John felt sorry for him so he pulled over and asked him, "Do you need a ride into town?"

"That would be mighty kind of you mister" the man said. "But where can we put my bike?"

John said, "Well, I know it won't fit in my trunk and I don't want to put it on top because it might scratch my car. But I got a rope in my trunk and we could tie it from my bumper to your bike and if I start going too fast, you just ring that little bell on your bike."

"Well that sounds like a good idea," the man said. So they headed off into town and came upon a stoplight.

Just then another man pulled up next to John in a Ferrari. The other man looked over and said to John, "Hey, you wanna race?"

John, forgetting all about the man on his bike, said, "You bet!"

The light turned green and they tore off out of town. They were still neck and neck when they went speeding past a state trooper. The state trooper clocked them doing 95 miles an hour.

The trooper, thinking he was seeing things, called up his partner back at the station and said, "Hey Tom, you won't believe what I just saw. I clocked two Ferrari's doing 95 miles an hour outside of town, and a man on his bike, ringing his bell trying to pass them!"

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